The National Security Agency is looking out for us. It loves us and wants us all to be safe and secure – Safely and Securely tucked into a little box where they can watch every single thing we do to make sure that we never do anything to hurt ourselves or anyone else. They haven’t gotten all the way to the Minority Report level yet, but give them time and they will have our backs like a mama bear with an injured cub.
The NSA has systems in place to monitor our cell phones to make sure we don’t call the wrong person. It’s only fair that they pay half the bill or at least let us use their credit card for autopay and let us pay them back. The NSA has a system to monitor all of our emails. At the very least they could offer us free spam elimination software. That seems only fair. The NSA monitors what books we buy on Amazon. Perhaps they should pay for our Amazon Prime membership. The NSA monitors our credit cards and when and where we spend our money. Is it too much to ask for them to kick in the monthly minimum payment?
I think someone told the government that the book 1984 by George Orwell was a handbook on how to run a government. Fortunately that is one of my favorite books of all time and it’s like we all get to be in the movie. Unfortunately it’s a documentary.