Television Evangelists – Reason #10 Why I Love America

TV Evangelists are the fast food drive thru of religion. It’s entertainment, fund raising, spirituality, and education all wrapped into a convenient package you can watch in your boxer shorts on your couch. Why worry with all those one-on-one relationships when you can be a hermit and still revel in the glory of the Lord?... Read More

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September 1, 2011

Hybrid Cars – Reason #9 Why I Love America

OK, I know that Hybrid Cars are the result on the Japanese automakers beating the American automakers to the punch. But, in America we have turned environmental friendliness into a social club. So here’s the deal. Start with the same vehicle. One’s a hybrid version and one is not. The hybrid one costs about $3500... Read More

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August 1, 2011

Cheerleaders – Reason #8 Why I Love America

It’s interesting that Cheerleaders show up on this list before any other kind of sports related thing. Cheerleaders are the gender neutral part of a sporting event. Women watch them for their dance, tumbling, throws, and syncopated coordination. Men watch them for their “unique athletic abilities” and for the fleeting chance that they might get... Read More

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July 1, 2011

Native Americans – Reason #7 Why I Love America

American Indians are the most humble people in America. Their culture was stolen and destroyed by the settling Europeans and despite every negative thing that has ever happened to them, they are still fair traders, honest human beings, and trustworthy friends. I am proud to share this land with them. I believe that Native Americans... Read More

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June 1, 2011

Banana Pudding – Reason #6 Why I Love America

Banana Pudding is manna from Heaven. Where else but America could you take some cookies, some bananas, and some generic vanilla pudding and somehow make the most delicious concoction ever created? To top it off the cookies and pudding are vanilla and vanilla comes from Mexico and Bananas come from Southeast Asia and were imported... Read More

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