It’s interesting that Cheerleaders show up on this list before any other kind of sports related thing. Cheerleaders are the gender neutral part of a sporting event. Women watch them for their dance, tumbling, throws, and syncopated coordination. Men watch them for their “unique athletic abilities” and for the fleeting chance that they might get... Read More
American Indians are the most humble people in America. Their culture was stolen and destroyed by the settling Europeans and despite every negative thing that has ever happened to them, they are still fair traders, honest human beings, and trustworthy friends. I am proud to share this land with them. I believe that Native Americans... Read More
Banana Pudding is manna from Heaven. Where else but America could you take some cookies, some bananas, and some generic vanilla pudding and somehow make the most delicious concoction ever created? To top it off the cookies and pudding are vanilla and vanilla comes from Mexico and Bananas come from Southeast Asia and were imported... Read More
It is the season of Big Budget Movies. Actually, every season is the season of Big Budget Movies. Here are some of the requirements for a great Big Budget Movie: – Gratuitous CGI – Explosions – Big Name Actors – Pseudo sex but not enough to go over the PG13 rating – A relevant recognizable... Read More
Redneck Jokes are the last vestige of Freedom of Speech. They are the politically correct way to make fun of a group of people based on their culture. People’s skins have gotten so thin that everyone takes offense to everything. Except rednecks. Rednecks are in on the joke and don’t rightfully care what you say... Read More
