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Breakfast Cereal – Reason #14 Why I Love America

Breakfast Cereal is a home grown American goodie. And much of it can be attributed to American’s need for cleaning out their bowels. Cereal originated as a natural treatment for constipation. The early cereal wars were to their time what the fast food wars are to present day. Over time, cereal has adapted into more... Read More

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January 3, 2012

The NSA – Reason #13 Why I Love America

The National Security Agency is looking out for us. It loves us and wants us all to be safe and secure – Safely and Securely tucked into a little box where they can watch every single thing we do to make sure that we never do anything to hurt ourselves or anyone else. They haven’t... Read More

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December 3, 2011

Television News Crawls – Reason #12 Why I Love America

Isn’t it grand that in our fast past lives we don’t even have to wait for the newsperson to get around to the basics when we can read about it as it floats across the bottom of the screen? It’s great that in the middle of an important debate about the future our country, we... Read More

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November 3, 2011

Interstate Bypasses – Reason #11 Why I Love America

I love being able to get where I want to go without having to go through every little Podunk town to get there. That is, when I’m in a hurry to get somewhere. Who really wants to get their hands dirty with the true American life that happens in those small towns? There’s no point... Read More

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October 1, 2011

Television Evangelists – Reason #10 Why I Love America

TV Evangelists are the fast food drive thru of religion. It’s entertainment, fund raising, spirituality, and education all wrapped into a convenient package you can watch in your boxer shorts on your couch. Why worry with all those one-on-one relationships when you can be a hermit and still revel in the glory of the Lord?... Read More

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September 1, 2011

Hybrid Cars – Reason #9 Why I Love America

OK, I know that Hybrid Cars are the result on the Japanese automakers beating the American automakers to the punch. But, in America we have turned environmental friendliness into a social club. So here’s the deal. Start with the same vehicle. One’s a hybrid version and one is not. The hybrid one costs about $3500... Read More

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August 1, 2011

Cheerleaders – Reason #8 Why I Love America

It’s interesting that Cheerleaders show up on this list before any other kind of sports related thing. Cheerleaders are the gender neutral part of a sporting event. Women watch them for their dance, tumbling, throws, and syncopated coordination. Men watch them for their “unique athletic abilities” and for the fleeting chance that they might get... Read More

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July 1, 2011

Native Americans – Reason #7 Why I Love America

American Indians are the most humble people in America. Their culture was stolen and destroyed by the settling Europeans and despite every negative thing that has ever happened to them, they are still fair traders, honest human beings, and trustworthy friends. I am proud to share this land with them. I believe that Native Americans... Read More

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June 1, 2011

Banana Pudding – Reason #6 Why I Love America

Banana Pudding is manna from Heaven. Where else but America could you take some cookies, some bananas, and some generic vanilla pudding and somehow make the most delicious concoction ever created? To top it off the cookies and pudding are vanilla and vanilla comes from Mexico and Bananas come from Southeast Asia and were imported... Read More

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May 1, 2011

Big Budget Hollywood Movies – Reason #5 Why I Love America

It is the season of Big Budget Movies. Actually, every season is the season of Big Budget Movies. Here are some of the requirements for a great Big Budget Movie: – Gratuitous CGI – Explosions – Big Name Actors – Pseudo sex but not enough to go over the PG13 rating – A relevant recognizable... Read More

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